*Insert random made up word of joy here*

[perididdle]

The L Word.


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!!

!!!!!!!!

I'm trying to say this without spoiling the people on my flist who haven't seen the latest episode...but...gaaahhhh.


OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

TINA. IS PREGNANT. WHAT. WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN. *Dies*

*Comes back to life* And she's PISSED AS HELL at Bette. And Bette DESERVES it. She screws that stupid carpenter, then the next morning tells Tina she wants her back. EW EW EW. I hate Bette. Despise her.

MAKE OUT SESSION IN THE BATHROOM! YESS! Dana and Alice are CUTE! I loved it. "It was a mistake." to "And if I kiss you again?" to "*Smooshed onto the wall by Alice*" And their convo on the hill was adorable as sin. Poor Alice can't dress for jogging, either. Tonya is still around, though. And they're REGISTERING FOR GIFTS. Ugh. Dana cant' still marry her.

SHANE, poor Shane, she's still got her relationship issues. Sleeps with a girl in a mixing studio, then is making out with someone else not 15 minutes later into the ep. It's sad. But she's gonna get someone, I know it.

Jenny...still annoys me. With a passion. But at least she's amusing now. Marina had a nervous break down, and when someone went to check on her in the hospital she was screaming Jenny's name. *Winces* I think she needs Jenny more than Jenny ever needed Marina. Which is sad. I feel sorry for Marina, Francesca was an absolute bitch and she had to deal with Tim screwing up her original relationship with Jenny. I feel that Marina will be in the hospital and in psychiatric wards and with her family the entire season.

KIM AND IVAN. IVAN AND KIM. DO I STILL LOVE THEM? HELL YES. Gah. Too much, too much. And Kim says she's straight...she's so lusting after the drag king. Who gave her a key to his apartment. And the whole Kim opening the door and seeing Ivan in well...shorts and his/her chest wrapped, and hair completely down...I think Ivan snapped. He was terrified. Or angry, I can't figure out which. But he shoved Kim out very quickly. And before that they even had an almost Willow/Oz moment, when Kim tried to kiss him...."Not yet. Because you aren't sure. I want you to be sure."

Shaaaane. I don't think anything else happened with her. But I suddenly feel lust for the Shane.

And WTF was up with Tim and his 'Okay, I'm gonna show up naked next to Jenny in the middle of the night, have sex with her for all of three seconds, then walk off! It's BRILLIANT!' I checked, Jenny did NOT say a woman's name, nor did she react against it once he was...um...yeeeaaahhh. But, no, he just walked off. And her pathetic look and tiny little 'Tim...please...don't leave' once he was out the door and on the way to Ohio...it was sad. I felt for Jenny. Just for a bit.

And then the end...after Better screamed at Tina because Bette is a complete WHORE...I hate Bette...she's crying in the kitchen and Jenny just shows up and they look at each other. And BAM, episode end. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. I must KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON THERE. They CANNOT sleep together. No. I don't think they will, but I felt it coming. Then again, The L Word has pulled some tricks on me before...

Shorter, less spoily version...

OMGTINA! And EVIL BETTE! DALICE IS FUN! TONYA IS EVIL! Silly, sad Shane, it's very upsetting...Jenny can't figure her life out, Marina needs Jenny more than Jenny ever needed her...the Drag King still reigns as the character I have yet to hate at all, ever...even though we did se him with his hair and chest wrapped...Tim is a moron, and makes less sense than he did last season, if that's even possible. I hope he really does go to Ohio. Woot. And in a way a cliffhanger ending, because hell if I know what will happen after that look. It was a we've been sleeping together look, but they haven't. So. I don't know. But this is the most tauntingly spoilerific nonspoil version of a rant EVER.

*Inhale. Exhale.* I hope the episode records tonight. It spazzed during the actual eppy, though I do have it, it's just named wrong...

*Squee* The L Word is back with full force! And a KICK ASS opening episode!

I NOW HAVE A REAL, HOUR LONG, OBSESS NIGHT AND DAY SHOW AGAIN! (I heart Alias. But The L Word takes much more of my fangirly energy)

-Maddy

P.S. Shane is hawt. Leisha (or, well, Alice) is too.

Bride of the P.S. My icon is NOT from this episode.

Comments

[daphyn.livejournal.com]

They had to have Tina pregnant 'cause Laurel is :)

That sounds like an incredible episode. I'm so fangirly right now. I convinced a few people at work to rent the DVDs. :D

I don't like Shane. I like who she is, I like how she handles things (even though I think it's wrong), but I don't think she's good-looking or sexy at all. Which is strange. But oh well.

*goes off to make an icon out of the same screencap*

[perididdle.livejournal.com]

Well, yes...but it's just WEIRD...I wasn't expecting it.

It WAS a great episode, I'm rewatching it now. ^_^ I was so excited. Just, ahh!

I didn't like Shane as a character at first. But once I started watching her and trying to figure her out, I began to understand where she was coming from and why she was doing things...well...considering her, I could get it, a lot of what she does is kind of wrong, yeah. And for a while I thought she was just...Shane, ShaneyShane, she was nice looking but just Shane. But damn...she's got the kick ass look, confidence in herself, and I don't know...she's just a little different from the rest of them. I see her in a different light now. Not sure what it is, though.

"This coffee tastes like poopy shit!" *Giggles and falls out of her chair AGAIN at the line*

-Maddy

[daphyn.livejournal.com]

I wanna watch it *whines*

I understand Shane. I even understand why people like her. (The psychologist in me analyzed them all...the only one I don't quite get is Jenny. And you're not supposed to get her, I don't think.) I'm liking her better this time around watching the DVDs...but still not liking her much. :/