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Mar. 19th, 2005 11:38 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
perididdleSeth: So this woman called me, 'cause I was on Law and Order, I don't really talk about it..."
Christine: Lawr and Orrrder?"
Seth: Yes..."
Christine: The famous one where you played the -"
Seth: Yeah, the older gay man, I was on Law and Order: CI...so I don't really tell anybody, but I mentioned it once during a break, and this woman calls me and says *Southern accent, kind of cracking cause it goes so high* 'So I see how ya looked, and ya didn't look like I expected. You looked a lot more...uh...masculine than I thought...' She was so passive agressive, then she had the nerve to call back.."
Christine: That's not passive-agressive, that's totally truthful! There's nothing passive about that!"
Seth: Well, well, FINE. Christine, just listen to this..."
*Lady*: Okay, this is Ruth Shroder, and I'm back again 'cause I got cut off. I just gotta say that I was so surprised to see how you looked...I-I you looked like Hugh Jackman, you were gorgeous, you were masculine! And and I didn't know if that was the right thing to say, because, oh, I have a lot of friends that are gay, I always have...but they're all like La Cage aux Follees! So, I didn't know...but, anyway, educate me! You were good. Don't be mad at me, it was a compliment.
Christine: That was sweet!
Seth: That was cute...but the Hugh Jackman and the gorgeous thing is fine, but she won't stop commenting on the masculine! But, I mean, would you see me now? What am I wearing? I'm wearing very low heels, and my stockings are sheer...I mean, I hardly look, um...
Christine: Yeah, the push-up bra really...
Seth: It emphasizes my pecs!
--
Christine: *After the Man of La Mancha* Gimme that mambo king...
Seth: What is it that you don't like...I love it....Billy D. Williams is going to be the star of Mambo Kings (?)...
Christine: Isn't Billy D. Williams too old...I've seen him...
Seth: Isn't he also black?
Christine: Well, I knew about the black thing, which confuses me a little bit. But he's been around forever, he has to be in his 60's, and isn't it about a young, hot, latin...mambo...king?
Seth: He looks gorgeous in this picture, I have to say...so, I don't know, maybe he got crazy...
Christine: *A latin accent...slow and daydreamy* Why don't they just get...Antionia Bandarez...to unbutton his shirt, all the way down to his navel...and make his hair just fly in the breeze...and pound his foot on the floor and shake his maracas for me...
Seth: Christine, your microphone is on.
*Hugs Seth and Christine* Broadway's Best 77 is the BEST Sirius channel EVER. Just because of Seth and Chwistie.
-Maddy
Christine: Lawr and Orrrder?"
Seth: Yes..."
Christine: The famous one where you played the -"
Seth: Yeah, the older gay man, I was on Law and Order: CI...so I don't really tell anybody, but I mentioned it once during a break, and this woman calls me and says *Southern accent, kind of cracking cause it goes so high* 'So I see how ya looked, and ya didn't look like I expected. You looked a lot more...uh...masculine than I thought...' She was so passive agressive, then she had the nerve to call back.."
Christine: That's not passive-agressive, that's totally truthful! There's nothing passive about that!"
Seth: Well, well, FINE. Christine, just listen to this..."
*Lady*: Okay, this is Ruth Shroder, and I'm back again 'cause I got cut off. I just gotta say that I was so surprised to see how you looked...I-I you looked like Hugh Jackman, you were gorgeous, you were masculine! And and I didn't know if that was the right thing to say, because, oh, I have a lot of friends that are gay, I always have...but they're all like La Cage aux Follees! So, I didn't know...but, anyway, educate me! You were good. Don't be mad at me, it was a compliment.
Christine: That was sweet!
Seth: That was cute...but the Hugh Jackman and the gorgeous thing is fine, but she won't stop commenting on the masculine! But, I mean, would you see me now? What am I wearing? I'm wearing very low heels, and my stockings are sheer...I mean, I hardly look, um...
Christine: Yeah, the push-up bra really...
Seth: It emphasizes my pecs!
--
Christine: *After the Man of La Mancha* Gimme that mambo king...
Seth: What is it that you don't like...I love it....Billy D. Williams is going to be the star of Mambo Kings (?)...
Christine: Isn't Billy D. Williams too old...I've seen him...
Seth: Isn't he also black?
Christine: Well, I knew about the black thing, which confuses me a little bit. But he's been around forever, he has to be in his 60's, and isn't it about a young, hot, latin...mambo...king?
Seth: He looks gorgeous in this picture, I have to say...so, I don't know, maybe he got crazy...
Christine: *A latin accent...slow and daydreamy* Why don't they just get...Antionia Bandarez...to unbutton his shirt, all the way down to his navel...and make his hair just fly in the breeze...and pound his foot on the floor and shake his maracas for me...
Seth: Christine, your microphone is on.
*Hugs Seth and Christine* Broadway's Best 77 is the BEST Sirius channel EVER. Just because of Seth and Chwistie.
-Maddy
