Post brought to you by D.J. Waters

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*Destiny watches Maddy do a dance of joy* Oi. She's found a Firefly RPG that hasn't opened yet...guess that means I, as the ever suffering Alter Ego (let's note that, please...Alter Ego...not RPG SLAVE) will have to become a member of the Firefly verse. Oh, joy.

"*scowls*"

Well, really. First, I'm that shifter in the Harry Potter RPG. Then I'm at that boarding school. THEN I'm a slayer at Slayer of Vampires -

"I never joined you there."

But you wrote me up, have the application and I did the survey and I'm in a plot for a story, so...meh. NOW you want me to be, what...a passenger on Serenity?

"....yes."

What if I don't want to.

"You have to. You're the alter ego."

EXACTLY why I don't have to. I am NOT one of your little muse things that you can change and toss around...nope. Alter ego. I'm better than that.

"But I still control you if I choose to make you a character."

Do not.

"Do too."

Do not.

"Do too."

I don't want to be on the ship to Shinon. Why don't you play a canon character for once.

"Because Kaylee is taken. And she's the only one I think I could play. Mal is too special, I can't play warriors to save my life, I just don't think I want to play Wash, and Simon, well, no. Same with Book. And Inara, River and Jayne are taken too."

*Glares*

"*Glares back*"

Ugh.

-Destiny the Alter Ego