"WHY did I talk us into this?!?!"
Oct. 30th, 2004 10:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
perididdleHaunted Houses...SUCK.
Actually, I had a blast, but I can't feel my throat and I'm scared of everything now. Corners are not to be trusted, for SOMETHING will jump out at you. Don't feel bad when the thing in the Scream mask tilts it's head after you say 'I don't really like you', even though it's hard not to want to say sorry. DON'T scratch the wolf behind it's ears. When things start grabbing your ankles and girls scream because of gunshots, don't run back out of the house. You will have to do it again. Never hide behind Cassie, because the guy will follow you down. Smart people RUN when things jump out at them, not scream and stare. Never go to the exit room. When the crazy lady says not to scream, the best thing to do is to listen to her, and pray her psychopathic friend only LOOKS like a mime. Walls are probably camoflauged, and it's best to look around for them first. When Jason starts screaming at you, it only makes him more angry when you scream back. Strobe lights = wicked cool EVILNESS. The guy smoking a cigarette in the foggy room is only there to tell your little brother not to kick anyone. When they ask if you can hear, say no. When you start hearing chainsaws, it's best to stop screaming and get booting, because otherwise they WILL hit your legs. When you can SEE the line you came out of, and dozens of evil things start filling up the room, don't just try one side of the door. Just knock it down.
I'm so goin' next year. ^_^
A bunch of my muses went. Trisha was the least spazzy of all the girls, though she tended to HATE it when something touched her. Morca at one point where things calmed down for a second said "I'm SO gonna need a cigarette after this.", and then half collapsed onto Dhani...until, of course, scary clowns. Emily was, IMO, the best off of the mini-girls, though that's not saying much. She would scream, and then Zack would laugh, then all of a sudden he would yelp. Jason is far too mellow, he liked to laugh at things while Psyche clung to him (though note she would randomly venture off down dead end hallways and Jason would wait for her...and she would run back and cling to him again.) Sev...just hehe. He tended to glance around and when something that scared the girls happened, he just kinda had this 'Huh' expression. Catty was worse than Psyche. She basically stayed right behind Sev, holding onto his shirt for dear life and just about constantly screaming. There was one guy, who jumped out and then if you sunk down he would follow you and say "Where ya goin? I'm comin' with ya. I'm comin' with ya. I'm still with ya." and Catty finally yelled "I DON'T REALLY WANT ANOTHER BOYFRIEND." and made Sev walk faster. Then the second batch of people grabbing her ankles was followed by a werewolf thing, and she just gave up and scrambled onto Sev's back and peaked her eyes up from over his shoulder every so often. It was insanely adorable. When they finally got out, she started half-heartedly beating him for making her go. Then they got on the hayride and she curled up in his lap and said that she hated him, and he just kissed her and she pouted. And now she's making Sev stay the night so she can have someone to curl up next to, AND someone to hit when she wakes up randomly. It's teh uber cute.
And that's about it. I'll never sleep again. Grand.
-Maddy
Actually, I had a blast, but I can't feel my throat and I'm scared of everything now. Corners are not to be trusted, for SOMETHING will jump out at you. Don't feel bad when the thing in the Scream mask tilts it's head after you say 'I don't really like you', even though it's hard not to want to say sorry. DON'T scratch the wolf behind it's ears. When things start grabbing your ankles and girls scream because of gunshots, don't run back out of the house. You will have to do it again. Never hide behind Cassie, because the guy will follow you down. Smart people RUN when things jump out at them, not scream and stare. Never go to the exit room. When the crazy lady says not to scream, the best thing to do is to listen to her, and pray her psychopathic friend only LOOKS like a mime. Walls are probably camoflauged, and it's best to look around for them first. When Jason starts screaming at you, it only makes him more angry when you scream back. Strobe lights = wicked cool EVILNESS. The guy smoking a cigarette in the foggy room is only there to tell your little brother not to kick anyone. When they ask if you can hear, say no. When you start hearing chainsaws, it's best to stop screaming and get booting, because otherwise they WILL hit your legs. When you can SEE the line you came out of, and dozens of evil things start filling up the room, don't just try one side of the door. Just knock it down.
I'm so goin' next year. ^_^
A bunch of my muses went. Trisha was the least spazzy of all the girls, though she tended to HATE it when something touched her. Morca at one point where things calmed down for a second said "I'm SO gonna need a cigarette after this.", and then half collapsed onto Dhani...until, of course, scary clowns. Emily was, IMO, the best off of the mini-girls, though that's not saying much. She would scream, and then Zack would laugh, then all of a sudden he would yelp. Jason is far too mellow, he liked to laugh at things while Psyche clung to him (though note she would randomly venture off down dead end hallways and Jason would wait for her...and she would run back and cling to him again.) Sev...just hehe. He tended to glance around and when something that scared the girls happened, he just kinda had this 'Huh' expression. Catty was worse than Psyche. She basically stayed right behind Sev, holding onto his shirt for dear life and just about constantly screaming. There was one guy, who jumped out and then if you sunk down he would follow you and say "Where ya goin? I'm comin' with ya. I'm comin' with ya. I'm still with ya." and Catty finally yelled "I DON'T REALLY WANT ANOTHER BOYFRIEND." and made Sev walk faster. Then the second batch of people grabbing her ankles was followed by a werewolf thing, and she just gave up and scrambled onto Sev's back and peaked her eyes up from over his shoulder every so often. It was insanely adorable. When they finally got out, she started half-heartedly beating him for making her go. Then they got on the hayride and she curled up in his lap and said that she hated him, and he just kissed her and she pouted. And now she's making Sev stay the night so she can have someone to curl up next to, AND someone to hit when she wakes up randomly. It's teh uber cute.
And that's about it. I'll never sleep again. Grand.
-Maddy
