Real Time...

[perididdle]

Bill Maher is ripping it up on Real Time right now...and, I have to admit that I still love him. Because...gorramit, he's funny. ^_^

"Now this week, Dr. Phil aired an interview with President Bush and the first robot*switch*Lady."

"WHat do we want in a president? Thoughts, ideas, stratigies, leadership? *Laughs* No! We want to know their feelings. We want to know if George Bush still cries at the end of Charlotte's Web...when he listens to the book on tape. We want to know if John Kerry and his wife still hold hands when they go to the movies. *Pause* Oh, wait, no we don't. I don't need to know this shit, I'm looking for a PRESIDENT, not a lamaze partner!"

Note the paraphrasing...and messing it up, but they still amused me. And his New Rules...Spray painting inspirational spiritual phrases on plyboard will not save you from a storm. Hurricanes can't read. Cornbread isn't bread, it's cake. (No clue where that came from, but it made me giggle)

Technically...Maddy shouldn't be allowed to watch him. But I had to. I lurve New Rules to no end...

-Maddy