Jessi was telling me about a dream she had...where all of us (which means me, her, Lish, Jed, Vinny, Brendan and Jennifer's random dream boyfriend) turned into puppets and we were in LA and Angel was still a puppet. And everyone else was puppets too...and then we went to Sesame Street and we started calling Big Bird bad names (Jessi started it by calling him an ass) and we pull Elmo to the side and say 'You know you can have your own show...but we gotta kill Big Bird.'
So we put cyanide in Big Bird's BIG birdseed...and he explodes...so then the grouch and Jed get into a fight...and grouch messes up Jed's hair and Jed curls into a little ball and starts twitching, and Vinny has to make him get up. And Jed gets out a mirror and says 'Hmm...I like it messed up.' then I got to yell (as a puppet) 'HEY! IT'S SPIKE SEX HAIR!'
And lo and behold Spike comes in - as a puppet. He's mad at Jed for stealing his hair doo...then Big Bird comes back together and BUFFY comes...but she ain't a puppet, and she stakes Big Bird...and he falls to dust and a pile of feathers...
Yes. I was laughing through that whole thing.
I'm a cheered up now.
"That's one fucked up cookie." -My dad about the low fat Oreos.
"Damn those prarie dogs!" -Layton during a video about aliens and how they could exist but they might be hiding underground or something.
Jessi helps a lot. Lol.
-Maddy
So we put cyanide in Big Bird's BIG birdseed...and he explodes...so then the grouch and Jed get into a fight...and grouch messes up Jed's hair and Jed curls into a little ball and starts twitching, and Vinny has to make him get up. And Jed gets out a mirror and says 'Hmm...I like it messed up.' then I got to yell (as a puppet) 'HEY! IT'S SPIKE SEX HAIR!'
And lo and behold Spike comes in - as a puppet. He's mad at Jed for stealing his hair doo...then Big Bird comes back together and BUFFY comes...but she ain't a puppet, and she stakes Big Bird...and he falls to dust and a pile of feathers...
Yes. I was laughing through that whole thing.
I'm a cheered up now.
"That's one fucked up cookie." -My dad about the low fat Oreos.
"Damn those prarie dogs!" -Layton during a video about aliens and how they could exist but they might be hiding underground or something.
Jessi helps a lot. Lol.
-Maddy