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Mom: What do you want for Christmas? I mean, we have NYC, but some small things...
Me: Ummm Idina Menzel.
Mom: *Weird look*
Me: With a biiig red bow. No? Umm...Kristin? *'Nother look* Amber?
Mom: Have you said a guy yet?
Me: No...
Mom: *Something about my sister and her being a lesbian....* I just want one of each, that's all I ask for!
Me: *giggle*
Mom: Can you promise me that?
Me: *Shrug*
Mom: You don't know?
Me: No.
Mom: You aren't sure of your sexual orientation?
Me: *Shakes head*
Mom: Well grand...but I thought you liked guys.
Me: I do!
Mom: *Look*
Me: I do. I promise. I'm not Jessi...
Mom: Well I know that
Me: Or Jesse....*long pause where I get really uncomfortable* They're just my favorite actresses.

Then I bolted. Freaked me out to no end. She looked disappointed or upset when I did my shrug, kind of scared me even more. I just...yeah. She thinks I'm a lesbian now, I bet, and that amuses me somewhat. I'm sly now!

I'm thinking of asking Jessi to make me tell her what's really going on. Cause my mom will be the best to take it, and now I really just wanna get it out.

Maybe she has weeeeird parenting skills. We're just poppin' outta closets faster than monsters at a slumber party! I bet if she had a younger daughter she'd be changing all of her parenting thoughts right about...now. ^_^

-Maddy